Okay so the way these songs were chosen was I put my entire iTunes library on shuffle and pushed play. After filtering out music without vocals, these were the first 20 songs that played.
And now for the answers:
1. Talk about stacked. They're both chrome.
"Hello, I'm a Truck" by Red Simpson
2. You got to grab onto my belt if you wanna be free.
"Love Injection" by Bang Tango
3. There's an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin.
"Piano Man" by Billy Joel
4. Can I take you out to the picture show?
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer" by The Beatles
5. Where was the passion when you need it the most?
"Bad Day" by Daniel Powter
6. Don't let this old gold cross in this Crimson Tide t-shirt throw ya
"Southern Voice" by Tim McGraw
7. Isn't it nice to know good will conquer evil?
"No One Mourns the Wicked" by Kristen Chenoweth, from the musical "Wicked"
8. And right now they're building a coffin your size
"Mama" by My Chemical Romance
9. Burn through Mississippi with the Big Easy on my mind
"New Orleans" by Kid Rock
10. I'm your dream, make it real. I'm your eyes when you must steal
"Sad but True" by Metallica
11. Turn off the lights and I'll glow
"Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice
12. And I've made myself a world and it's worked so perfectly
"Shameless" by Billy Joel (he wrote the song and recorded it 2 years before Garth Brooks recorded it)
13. You're crying me a river but I've got to get across
"The Other Side" by Aerosmith
14. Those seven deadly sins are wicked for sure, Jack's got those plus eleven more!
"Black Jack Slim's Cutthroat Inn" by The Jolly Rogers
15. You believe but what you see, you receive but what you give
"Amaranth" by Nightwish
16. Your jokes ain't funny and there's nothing you say that I wanna hear
"Get the F*ck Out" by Skid Row
17. A tongue as sharp as a razor but she had a fancy car
"Helmethead" by Great Big Sea
18. You can kiss me with the windows open while the rain comes pouring inside
"This Kiss" by Faith Hill
19. I'll push his love far away from me
"We Can Be Together" by Debbie Gibson
20. I stayed the cold day with a lonely satellite
"New Moon on Monday" by Duran Duran.