Ways to make your husband wonder what you're up to

I like lists. We'll do most things in list form. Unless I'm in a rambling mood. Then we'll ramble.

#1. Spend nearly 10 years hating to get up early. Then one weird morning wake up at 4 am (yes, there is a 4 am too) snuggle up for 45 minutes or so, then go make him egg whites with cheese, turkey bacon and toast with Splenda sweetened strawberry preserves. Pack him a lunch. Make sure it's nice and healthy. And when he asks what you're up to, giggle mischievously.

That one was fun this morning. Except he didn't ask what I'm up to. I think he's afraid.

I'll post more as I think of them