1. Your spouse drums on everything: tables, counters, walls, you.
2. Your spouse looks around the house and says, "I think we can fit a grand piano in here if we take out the kitchen."
3. The books in your house run the complete gamut: from classical composers life stories to why Tupac was shot.
4. In order to take a bath you have to move the tuba out of the tub where it's been placed to dry from it's bath.
5. iTunes sends you a thank card for all the music you've purchased.
6. You ask your spouse to pick up some paper for you and they bring home music manuscript paper.
7. All matter of man and beast near your home are soothed.
8. Someone says, "Do you know how to get to the post office?" and your spouse replies, "If you hum a few bars I can fake it."
9. Buying a car involves bringing every instrument you own to make sure it all fits.
10. All your neighbors houses are for sale.
2 comments:
You know... we wouldn't have to take out the kitchen if we just moved the tv, and the work bench, and the end table, and the couch.
you kids the dog the cat the car the truck
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